Serenity Confessions

Before I go any further, I am 'borrowing' this type of blogging from 2 associates of mine.  You know who you are.  Before you throw shade, remember imitation is a form of flattery.  These are my confessions... 
  • Contrary to what many people think, I still love to write.
  • I'm very particular when it comes to my font and I HATE the Blogger options.  
  • I'm still an incurable romantic even though I only dream of being on the receiving end. 
  • When it comes to relationships, I truly believe I'm cursed!  
  • At the end of the day, cartoons still relax me.  
  • My grandfather had so much swagger and I'm very happy that I got to witness that in action when he came to visit me in Atlanta before dying.  
  • My mouth is my biggest flaw. If I don't like you, you'll know it.  Thanks Mom! 
  • I feel like I've let so many people down with some of the decisions that I've made.   
  • Dumb arrogance annoys the hell out of me.  There's a way to be arrogant without being an asshole.  Amateurs always get it wrong.  
  • I don't care for 'plastic' people.  You know who you are.  
  • I'm still learning not to give a damn about what people think of me.  
  • My best friend fucked up my Christmas 3 years ago by being messy as hell!  I still haven't forgiven him for that because he doesn't think he did anything wrong.  
  • I hate romantic comedies because they give you false hope.  I'd rather see horror movies.  
  • If I thought about everything that's wrong in my life, I'd likely lose my mind.  
  • I think so many relationships would be healed if people would just admit how they really feel.     
  • Tom Cruise is still at the top of my list.  The movie Legend reminded me of that.  
  • I have a crush on someone, but I'll never tell.  
  • My little cousins are my life.  They give me so much joy watching them play.  
  • I wish I could produce a movie trailer about my life.  I could watch movie trailers all day long.  
  • In the perfect world, I'd be a writer for the Young & the Restless.  
  • Some days text messages annoy the hell out of me.  
  • I gave you my number because I actually thought you were cute.  I didn't think you'd start sending me daily affirmation text messages.  
  • I can be a real bitch sometimes.  
  • Fuck love!
  • I am determined to overcome this!  
  • When your head gets too big for your collar, I'll gladly remind you that you aren't a celebrity.  
  • I fucking hate the summer heat!  
  • I'm coming to see you very soon! 
  • Why do I always attract twinks? 
  • I will be going to see Shania Twain in Las Vegas! 
  • I went through a really long "slut" period in my life.    
  • I'm a really big flirt.  
  • I've been accused of not being Black enough. 
  • I'm not a drama queen. I'm constantly researching material for my next book.  
  • When you tell someone to 'forget that you know me" don't get upset when they take it seriously.  
  • I once had someone confess another person's secret to me.  I was turned off immediately at the betrayal.   
  • If I've known you for almost 5 years and I can count the number of times we've hung out on one hand, we aren't friends.  
  • I'm happiest on Saturday & Sunday mornings.    

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