Serenity Confessions
Before I go any further, I am 'borrowing' this type of blogging from 2 associates of mine. You know who you are. Before you throw shade, remember imitation is a form of flattery. These are my confessions...
- Contrary to what many people think, I still love to write.
- I'm very particular when it comes to my font and I HATE the Blogger options.
- I'm still an incurable romantic even though I only dream of being on the receiving end.
- When it comes to relationships, I truly believe I'm cursed!
- At the end of the day, cartoons still relax me.
- My grandfather had so much swagger and I'm very happy that I got to witness that in action when he came to visit me in Atlanta before dying.
- My mouth is my biggest flaw. If I don't like you, you'll know it. Thanks Mom!
- I feel like I've let so many people down with some of the decisions that I've made.
- Dumb arrogance annoys the hell out of me. There's a way to be arrogant without being an asshole. Amateurs always get it wrong.
- I don't care for 'plastic' people. You know who you are.
- I'm still learning not to give a damn about what people think of me.
- My best friend fucked up my Christmas 3 years ago by being messy as hell! I still haven't forgiven him for that because he doesn't think he did anything wrong.
- I hate romantic comedies because they give you false hope. I'd rather see horror movies.
- If I thought about everything that's wrong in my life, I'd likely lose my mind.
- I think so many relationships would be healed if people would just admit how they really feel.
- Tom Cruise is still at the top of my list. The movie Legend reminded me of that.
- I have a crush on someone, but I'll never tell.
- My little cousins are my life. They give me so much joy watching them play.
- I wish I could produce a movie trailer about my life. I could watch movie trailers all day long.
- In the perfect world, I'd be a writer for the Young & the Restless.
- Some days text messages annoy the hell out of me.
- I gave you my number because I actually thought you were cute. I didn't think you'd start sending me daily affirmation text messages.
- I can be a real bitch sometimes.
- Fuck love!
- I am determined to overcome this!
- When your head gets too big for your collar, I'll gladly remind you that you aren't a celebrity.
- I fucking hate the summer heat!
- I'm coming to see you very soon!
- Why do I always attract twinks?
- I will be going to see Shania Twain in Las Vegas!
- I went through a really long "slut" period in my life.
- I'm a really big flirt.
- I've been accused of not being Black enough.
- I'm not a drama queen. I'm constantly researching material for my next book.
- When you tell someone to 'forget that you know me" don't get upset when they take it seriously.
- I once had someone confess another person's secret to me. I was turned off immediately at the betrayal.
- If I've known you for almost 5 years and I can count the number of times we've hung out on one hand, we aren't friends.
- I'm happiest on Saturday & Sunday mornings.
And I live!!! :0)
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